Archive for the ‘humor’ category

Ridiculous News Network

November 8, 2007

A Mascoutah Middle School student was given 2 days detention for hugging. Breaking the No-PDA rule, the goodbye hug Megan Coulter, 13,  bestowed on two of her friends earned her a day each. District Superintendent Sam McGowen feels the punishment is fitting, as per student handbook:

“Displays of affection should not occur on the school campus at any time. It is in poor taste, reflects poor judgment, and brings discredit to the school and to the persons involved.”

Gravity of punishment depends according to the number of arms used (i.e. one-arm hug, bear hug), torque exerted on hugee, and whether hugger’s eyes were open or closed at the time of the act.


The Artful Art of Procrastination

October 31, 2007

Arranged your books according to color, check. Genre? Check. Size? Check. Spent 30 minutes looking for the one and only perfect pen to write with, check. Sudden interest in how your stapler works, check. Spent an hour fixing all the wires nesting on your desk, check. I think I need to clean my tape dispenser. Check, check, check.


If you need to pile on more of those Need to Do NOW tasks, check out this candy vid by John Kelly.

Snagged from designboom

And if you get bad rap for this spontaneous ability to multi-task, don’t worry, it’s more productive than it appears to be– and even the scholarliest of them all catches the bug. Mr. Philosopher John Perry’s practically got it down to a science.

Holy Mother of….

August 17, 2007


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Speaking in Tongues

July 24, 2007

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From Joe Public (Johanessburg, South Africa) for client Pharos English-Afrikaans Dictionary. Great blend of humor and class. I certainly give them points for grabbing one’s attention. Perfectly disturbing .

Snagged from ibelieveinadv

2 Squares and You’re Set

July 23, 2007

Want to up your home’s chic factor some? Renova‘s peddling some colored TPs for your toilet pleasures. They come in orange, lime green, red and black. I know.


I suppose the orange and green are passable, but black TP?

So. Wrong.

A Dose of MJ

July 22, 2007

“1,500 plus inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.”

Hee! Funny ending, too.

I heart Mother!

May 18, 2007

Celebrating Mother’s Day this year was pretty nice. Wish I found this earlier though, would’ve made it perfect. I’m not much of an impulse shopper, but the product video and testimonial really struck a chord in me.

“I haven’t felt this close to my son since we saw that movie Beaches,” says Agnes of Idaho.

I’m pretty sure this is THE gift that would make my mom weep with joy.